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"I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies." #quote

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"Two Is Enough: A Couple's Guide to Living Childless by Choice" by Laura S. Scott ...a guidebook for anyone that is 1) childfree 2) entertaining the idea of being childfree 3) has a childfree person or couple in their life.

"kids? no way! I'm having a life instead." #quote #Childfree

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"Mama tried to raise a lady, but Daddy won. He raised a lady who doesn't take shit from anyone." #quote

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"Today has been cancelled. Go back to bed." #quote

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Husband Day Care

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tuttle88 Was that outside a strip club?

"Sending a girl a text that says, 'good morning, beautiful' can change her attitude for the whole day." #quote

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"I love you to the moon and back" #quote

Star Wars Xbox 360 bundle coming to a galaxy close to here, April 3rd

These amazing animals live together in Austin. ♥

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A Savannah tradition is for the ladies to all wear bright lipstick and run out to kiss the soldiers marching in the parade.

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Pink things can not screen for breast cancer. Doctors at Planned Parenthood can.

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TRUE story. Men, listen up.

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f*ing awesome (but not f*ing safe for work, or anyone easily offended by reading a f*ing word on a picture of a poster...that's awesome.)

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Susan G. Komen: "Thank you for cutting off funding to cancer-screening programs in order to prove that you are pro-life." #quote breast cancer

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"My dog smells better than your dog." "Dirty Dog Grooming & Self-Serve #Dog Wash" #Austin #Texas #tshirt

It's where cat's feet go.... I always wondered where/how their feet were placed under themselves!

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"Pinterest is my new facebook." #quote

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"It's not brunch with the girls unless ones of us is in the clothes from the night before." #quote

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"If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hop they split us by the music genre." #quote

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"Don't hate me because you're a douchebag." #quote

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"Drink wine and carry on." #Quote #wine

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"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed." #quote

"Rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues." #quote

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Perspective with planets and stars

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A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?" The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: Dear people, Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness. They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia. They sing incredibly well and are sometimes even on CDs. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires. Mermaids do not exist But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish? They would have no sex life and could not bear children. Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad. And, who wants a woman that smells like fish by his side? Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends. We women gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies. We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated. Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I?! " (The woman in the picture is French model Tara Lynn)

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"It's not a hangover; it's wine flu." #quote

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Bahahhahhahahaa.... Letter to husband - you'll love the p.s. My darling husband, Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.

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"I'm not judging you for doing it. I'm judging you for putting it on facebook." #quote

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"silence is a girls loudest cry. you know she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you." #quote

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Grown-up fort for date night!! :)

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"Does not play well with stupid people." #quote

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Without knowing how to articulate it, I’ve wanted PINTEREST since the early days of the web. #quote

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Put Up or Shut Up #quote

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Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. -Albert Einstein #quote

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A smile is the most beautiful curve on a woman's body. #quote

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Growing old can be fun if you do it with the right people. #quote

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Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. H. Jackson Brown. Jr. #quote

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Marriage is a human right, not a heterosexual privilege. #quote

Hate is far more of a choice than homosexuality will ever be. #quote

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Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural, now? #quote

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