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Words To Live By

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This is how so many of my stories start now...

I'd like to offer moral support but I have questionable morals.

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I love you. Not in a full-on lesbian way, but more of a grab-your-boob- occasionally way.

hahahaha so mean, yet so funny

Love it while you have it

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Divorce E-Cards

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Funny Confession Ecard: 'Mommy, why am I an only child?' 'Because mommy swallowed them honey, have a great day.'

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Don't bring a girl to the NBA finals... She'll get bored.

I just thought it was funny and had nowhere to put it.

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Baby don't fool yourself, the only time we had sex for an hour and 5 minutes was the night the clocks were set ahead.

Pokekitteh.(wrong wrong wrong)

LOL...to funny. Enjoy ~ BlondeRunner.com

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I'm a nice girl. I hate it when, on the first date, I accidentally have sex.

I dont believe in beating my kids.

someone i used to know

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Who knew tasters were so dirty!

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