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Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling. - Tina Fey
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you can choose to live your life with the joy of the front row or solemness of the third row.
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Wouldn't be as funny if it weren't the truth! Ha!!
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i love when auto correct corrects other people!!
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Things With Wings that made me burst out laughing!
oh, and ear plugs. Thats how I feel when I go in there, too.
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Ha! Much better than the usual Disney sappiness...
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Audrey That is SO WRONG. But so funny!!!!
Cassie Scary thing - my 7 year old nephew wrote this on his Dad's truck! Said he copied off a car he had seen!!