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oOOo SPACE CATS oOOo (they're coming)

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YES, THIS BEAUTIFUL "ORCHID" WOULD BE THE PERFECT ADORNMENT FOR YOUR REST ROOM. [WE'RE GOING TO GET YOU WHEN YOU'RE DEFENSELESS!]

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WHAT'S WRONG? IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN?

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SEIZURE INDUCTION IS STILL OUR FAVORITE METHOD OF DOMINATION. #GIF

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ANY KITTEN COULD UNDERSTAND IT.

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YOUR CLEAVAGE WILL HAVE ZERO IMPACT ON A SPECIES THAT HAS EIGHT BREASTS INSTEAD OF TWO, SCAJO.

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HASHTAGS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF YOUR DISTRACTIBLE MINDS.

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IN OTHER WORDS, YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE, BUT WE'RE GLAD YOU BOUGHT OUR SELF HELP BOOK.

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COME TO THE DARK SIDE, YOU WILL.

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WE'RE SO CONFIDENT IN OUR ABILITY TO ENTER YOUR ATMOSPHERE, WE'D BET OUR FUTURE ON IT. [‘A Cool Cat’, photo by John Zimmerman from Giant Molecules by Herman F. Mark (Life Science Library 1966/1968): ‘Perched atop a 4,000° F. flame, this kitten is protected from the heat by a slab of silicone called RTV 615, a transparent rubber that resists intense heat by an unusual process called ablation—a slow, layer-by-layer decomposition.’

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HELLO, MY NAME IS OH IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD.

WE WILL GOBBLE UP ALL OF YOU LIKE YOU'RE OUR RICH, RARE WET FOOD MIXED WITH KITTY TREATS. ALL OF YOU - YOUR LORD OF THUNDER, THAT EAGLE, AND THE WEIRD HELICOPTER/PLANE HYBRID THAT YOU THOUGHT WAS SO CLEVER. NOTHING IS HOLY.

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Kimi Pryor Your space cat captions are amazing.

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Meghan Dahn Thank you! They're fun to write.

WE WILL HAVE CAREFULLY TRAINED GREEN SEX GODDESSES TO CRUSH YOUR INSUBORDINATE MINDS.

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NOW WHO'S BEING TAUNTED BY SOMETHING JUST OUTSIDE THE WINDOW?

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TOTAL DESTRUCTION. SO TOTAL WE WILL PAINT YOUR SKIES PINK WITH TERROR.

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FOR PROSPERITY, BUY THIS KEYCHAIN. OH NOOOOOOO, IT WASN'T PRODUCED WITH HUMAN SLAVE LABOR, WHY DO YOU ASK?

I'M SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT CRIES OVER THE CACOPHONY OF MY TOTAL DOMINATION. (ALSO MY HELMET IS FLATTENING MY EARS.)

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AND YOU THOUGHT HUMAN BUREAUCRACY WAS TOO MUCH FOR YOUR MINISCULE INTELLECT.

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YOUR "REPORTING" WAS SO PATHETIC WE DECIDED TO GRANT YOU THE MERCY OF ERADICATING YOUR TELECOMMUNICATIONS AND BROADCASTING SYSTEMS. YOU'RE WELCOM. #GIF

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AND YOU THOUGHT WE NEEDED OPPOSABLE THUMBS TO PILOT ROCKETS.

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"Time for your checkup! Diagnosis: Unfit for Life!" #gif

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THERE IS NO BOW DEEP ENOUGH TO CHANGE YOUR FATE [Iara, Kazuo Umezu]

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YOU WILL PERISH IN THE FIRE OF OUR WILL.

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PFFFFF. ARGUS WAS MAN'S BEST FRIEND.

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OUR INFLUENCE EXTENDS INTO THE FOUR DIMENSIONS.

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YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE INFINITE PERFECTION OF OUR MAWS.

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WHAT'S THAT? YOU'D NEED TO LOOK ONLINE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEFEND AGAINST AN INVASION?

YOU WILL NEVER GET US OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

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YOU SHALL COMMEMORATE THE GREAT ONES ON YOUR MEAGER "CLAWS."

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WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR SWEATER DESIGN SCHEMES FOR HIPSTERS.

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IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN YOUR SPECIES NO LONGER EXISTS

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WE WILL CONQUER YOUR COUNTRY WITH SEIZURES. #GIF

WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.

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OUR MINIONS ARE IMPECCABLY TRAINED.

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YOU WILL TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR TRAUMA BY SECURING THE SERVICES OF A STUDIO PORTRAITIST. AS IN ALL THINGS, YOU WILL BE MISGUIDED.

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YOUR ENDEAVORS TO BUILD A CIVILIZATION ELSEWHERE WILL BE UTTERLY THWARTED.

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WE *COULD* END THIS, THEREBY PROVIDING YOU WITH ACCESS TO SALVATION AND GRACE, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST PLAY WITH HIM FOR A LITTLE LONGER... [Bad Luck by Christopher Ulrich]

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THE CAT WHO FELL TO EARTH.

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HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF CAT AND MOUSE?

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SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US WITH ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? Lukas Brezak

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YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND OR CONTROL OUR MOVEMENTS.

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ABANDON ALL HOPE OF SALVATION!

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JACKSON HOLE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

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YOU CAN'T STOP LOOKING CAN YOU?

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OUR WEAPONRY WILL BE UTTERLY BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION (ray young chu)

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Meghan Dahn BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU'LL HAVE AN INTERESTING TIME TRYING TO RESEARCH HOW TO CONQUER US WHEN WE HAVE TAKEN OVER ALL OF ELECTRICITY. [hitokara: ikrm: andi-b: urone: kobucha: jinakanishi: xtc:]

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