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She knits! She crochets! And clearly she drinks heavily to come up with these creations. Have suggestions to add? Send to marcymassura@gmail.com :)
"And then DrunkKnitter drank the potion from the little bottle on the table and she became very very small..."
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What every little girl wants...to look like a softball. Way to go, DrunkKnitter.
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And now the DrunkKnitter is making rugs that look like food. She is soooooo drunk.
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Inspired by Shark Week, DrunkKnitter came up with this water bottle cozy. You know, because sharks swim in water.
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Andrea Memenas from etsy.com
Hey Joan. Let's Knit some ugly see--thru out fits then go out to the desert and look in different directions!
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Oh, DrunkKnitter, how many times do we have to tell you that cats cannot ski?
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Sometimes DrunkKnitter just doesn't know when to stop.
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Oh, DrunkKnitter, you could've just gone through the drive-thru.
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DrunkKnitter made herself some boobie potholders. Cuz she was curious since college.
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Cuz nothing is more cuddly than some knit DNA.
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DrunkKnitter is a bully and makes her classmates waer this hat to embarass them. It's really sad.
During the holidays, DrunkKnitter goes into overdrive.
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Andrea Memenas from etsy.com
Stephanie Huff Now I definitely LOVE this!!
DrunkKnitter? This is not necessary.
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Andrea Memenas She uses this for "scratchin'" during her DJ gigs.
DrunkKnitter made these for her husband. So far perfect form of birthcontrol for both of them.
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Lindsay Driskill hahahaha
Sure incontinence is embarassing. But DrunkKnitter is embracing it. In cable knit.
by JoellenLove
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Complete with hipster glasses.
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Oh, DrunkKnitter, you have seriously misjudged the size of little Tommy's ears.
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Andrea Memenas from flickr.com
This is painful. But it needs to be seen. DrunkKnitter had a family portrait done. And it was....special.
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Mandalynn The little girl holding the dad's penis!!! I'm super disturbed by this. YUCK.
Andrea Memenas DrunkKnitter needs a bikini wax.
Desiree Eaglin i just hope the authorities were called. honestly. SO GROSS.
Ginny Hassell So very wrong. Sick people.
Yee-haw! Knit cowboy eyeballs, because that TOTALLY makes sense.
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Oh my goodness. DrunkKnitter is putting ass-faces on her children. This is not a good development.
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This is what happens after DrunkKnitter goes drinking at the Red Lobster.
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tammy lee surprised it's not in an aquarium with knitted rubber bands around the claws
UhOh. DrunkKnitter watched Star Wars again...
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DrunkKnitter is fooling facial recognition surveillance cameras with cunning and crocheting.
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Jessica Northey I want one of these!
Finally something DrunkKnitter is doing to make a political statement! Knit a Uterus for a congressman. (yep-this is real people.click it)
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DrunkKnitters favorite movie? Teen Wolf. Cuz SHE IS DRUNK people!
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DrunkKnitter is going for REALLY unusual tan lines this year.
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Jill Krause You slay me.
This is a knit seal pelt. What more is there to say?
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What have you done to Mr. Pickles?!
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Careful! You are stepping on the toes of the balloon animal people with this one.
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There you go again, knitting penis socks for inanimate objects...
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Andrea Memenas from google.com
I mean...who DOESN'T want a giant knit leek?
Please don't tell me you actually use that, Drunk Knitter.
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tammy lee what is the purpose of the eyes and mouth?!?!?! oh wait, i'ts Drunk Knitter
Drunk Knitter goes to London.
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Marcy Massura Seriously. She must be stopped.
Because, what doctor wouldn't want a hand knit stethoscope cover?
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Don't drink and knit, kids.
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Drunk Knitter was feeling left out of the mason jar craze so she figured out a way to take part.
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tammy lee surprised one doesn't have a mustache
Andrea Memenas @tammy lee Don't give her any ideas. :)
tammy lee ahaa :)
Susan Orzehowski Drunk knitter is drunk cause thats crochet.
Drunk Knitter spends so much time drinking and knitting that she has trouble keeping even a cactus alive...so she decided to knit herself one.
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Oh um, honey- you are wearing a potholder.
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Marcy Massura from etsy.com
Stephanie Lundquist Sad to say, I kinda like this.
Oh, Drunk Knitter. What have you done now? You put the frog clothes on the cat. I suppose the frog is wearing a cat suit?
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tammy lee cat-a-tonic....poor feline
Hedgehog gloves, Drunk Knitter?
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Drunk Knitter found a drunk friend to wear her drunken creations.
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MartiniFan Ahhh,,, that was from Vogue a few years back, a Grace Coddington lay-out done on texture.
Jennifer Newcomer Claytor Drunk knitter had drunk shoe maker and drunk fur trapper over for a party... Yikes!!
Marcy Massura DUP. :)
This is what happens when Drunk Knitter goes on a weekend bender. Time for an intervention.
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Marcy Massura Oh man. This is awesome.
tammy lee think she upped the meds on this one
Ooo, Dr. Dre, look out! These new Drunk Knitter Beatz headphones just hit the market.
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Jaime :) Very "Snooki" from Jersey Shore.
Oh no. Drunk Knitter must've watched Star Wars again last night.
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Drunk Knitter always felt cold when she rode the bus...so she knit it a sweater.
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Andrea Memenas from google.com
Fetching pins…
Deb Ng Nothing says "desert wear" like knits.
Andrea Memenas And, don't forget to pack your belly chain!
Andrea Memenas And, don't forget to pack your belly chain!