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Your name still comes up at work whenever something goes horribly wrong and we don't want to take the blame.
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Congratulations on being only 19 babies away from your own reality show. Hahaha!
I'm willing to overlook your obvious mental instabilities for your admirable efforts to conceal them.
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It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine.
Funny Apology Ecard: When I said you can't buy my love, I meant it's not possible with your salary.
Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
...that was the night that the maid found out that she wasn't the only one with a feather duster...
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't mean to sound like a bitch but... oh wait, yes I do.
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I'm severely allergic to stupidity and bullshit! So please take your stupid shit somewhere else. I'm having a serious reaction to it.
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Men say a women's place is in the kitchen. Just remember, that's where the knives are.
Men go to work and come home. Women go to work and come home to work some more.
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No dear. You are never 'done' wooing. Only idiots act like they're done. Single idiots. (This is so me! -L-)
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