Things I like / “AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, WOMEN EMBRACED THEIR DIVERSITY AND REALIZED THAT ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE BEAUTIFUL. AH HA HA. NO. I’M TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU. ALL BEYONCE AND JLO HAVE DONE IS ADD TO THE LAUNDRY LIST OF ATTRIBUTES WOMEN MUST HAVE TO QUALIFY AS BEAUTIFUL. NOW EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE CAUCASIAN BLUE EYES, FULL SPANISH LIPS, A CLASSIC BUTTON NOSE, HAIRLESS ASIAN SKIN WITH A CALIFORNIA TAN, A JAMAICAN DANCE HALL ASS, LONG SWEDISH LEGS, SMALL JAPANESE FEET, THE ABS OF A LESBIAN GYM OWNER, THE HIPS OF A NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY, THE ARMS OF MICHELLE OBAMA, AND DOLL TITS. THE PERSON CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THIS LOOK IS KIM KARDASHIAN, WHO, AS WE KNOW, WAS MADE BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES.” -TINA FEY. what a fucking rockstar.

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“AND FROM THAT DAY FORWARD, WOMEN EMBRACED THEIR DIVERSITY AND REALIZED THAT ALL SHAPES AND SIZES ARE BEAUTIFUL. AH HA HA. NO. I’M TOTALLY MESSING WITH YOU. ALL BEYONCE AND JLO HAVE DONE IS ADD TO THE LAUNDRY LIST OF ATTRIBUTES WOMEN MUST HAVE TO QUALIFY AS BEAUTIFUL. NOW EVERY GIRL IS EXPECTED TO HAVE CAUCASIAN BLUE EYES, FULL SPANISH LIPS, A CLASSIC BUTTON NOSE, HAIRLESS ASIAN SKIN WITH A CALIFORNIA TAN, A JAMAICAN DANCE HALL ASS, LONG SWEDISH LEGS, SMALL JAPANESE FEET, THE ABS OF A LESBIAN GYM OWNER, THE HIPS OF A NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY, THE ARMS OF MICHELLE OBAMA, AND DOLL TITS. THE PERSON CLOSEST TO ACTUALLY ACHIEVING THIS LOOK IS KIM KARDASHIAN, WHO, AS WE KNOW, WAS MADE BY RUSSIAN SCIENTISTS TO SABOTAGE OUR ATHLETES.” -TINA FEY. what a fucking rockstar.

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