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Because MC Hammer pants weren't painful enough the first time.

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Because slicing a banana is super hard.

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Hannah This is too funny. Next they'll merge this with those banana container things... slicing on the go!

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Donna Blackmon you ca store this with the egg cracking utensil. (as seen on TV) funny!

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Sharon Barry But it's smiling at me!

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Jazz Kirkham I'll admit to having one of these!! it's brill! I chop so many bananas at a time and freeze them...but...I love gadgets =)

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Elyssa McDowell Can you add me? I saw one tonight that was epic. This is so funny! :)

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Melissa Hardy @Beth Gray, I swear if you do this in your yard......

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Bonnie Riehl Pinterest: Where ANYTHING can be 'repurposed' into a planter.

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TheMoney-Pit Blog I wish I could "like" Bonnie's Comment!

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bridgetzsweet I want to start a garden with these using all the bras my exes left behind

bacon cookies

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Natalia Coenen @Annette Add this to your bacon page!!!

A practical table space that can also serve as a place to hide the bodies.

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Kimberly Knudson LOL.....hide the bodies...

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Kristin Riffe I'm so confused. Is there not a couch in the room? What's wrong with the couch and TV trays like normal people?

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Katherine Rickels I can't decide if this is semi cool or 100% crazy

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Marilyn Southwick reminds me of the beatles movie

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Meg Hemminger Is it exceptionally cold where they live or was he just about to go skiing?

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Happy Mother’s Day from Time magazine. Taking awkward family photos to a whole new level.

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Stephanie Brandl Yuck! Now I think breast feeding is totally necessary & great, but when a child has all of their teeth, can walk & talk & old even old enough to have harmless child crushes it hey SHOULD NOT still be sucking on their Mom's tit. This boy is obviously old enough to eat all foods & get nutrition elsewhere. This is disturbing. & totally agree with you Titouan. It's not about breast feeding, it's about the age of the child & when to question if there's a little more than nutritional need involved.

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Jessica Hawkins tell your kid to quit making eye contact w/ me while he's breastfeeding and solving rubics cubes using algorithms. thanks.

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Lauren Christine People need to look into parenting research. As a therapist who has studied parenting and effects on children you should

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Lauren Christine Probably think twice before doing some extreme

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Lauren Christine Fad like this

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Crocs don’t need a second life. They didn’t need a first life, either.

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MaryLea Harris "Nice Crocs", said No one. Ever.

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SueBdo .com This is hysterical!

I think there’s good reason this one doesn’t come as a double.

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Katie Nicole will you add e to contribute?

that’s right. I’m a badass. A badass who likes vintage Disney movies.

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You Have A Baby! In A… Watermelon?

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Susan Birk I usually don't like cutesy-poo stuff, but this is very clever!

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Annie Lynsen That is unsettling.

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Jennifer Brennan It's baby Ernie!

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Jennifer Brennan It's baby Ernie!

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Laurelyn Collins Please add me as a contributor - have I ever got some pins for you!

Do Barbies really need to be upcycled?

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Mary Straub creepy!!

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Gina Pirtle Noooooooo. Very creepy!

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Sheri McKinney If only they could scream...

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Leigh Swyers Holy crap that's stupid!

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The poor man’s easy bake oven?

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Kimberly Holt That's one way to get food poisoning...

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Kristen Mulcahey I've threatened to do that before. If it's going to be so hot I pass out, it may as well smell good when I come to...

So you think I smell like I’ve been making out with an ashtray? Well, maybe I have been, Mom. MAYBE I HAVE BEEN.

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Moustaches are the new “put a bird on it”.

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Leslie Tanner Johnson I would love to contribute. please and thank you!

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Caroline Lindsay i have seen so many pins i would love to add.

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Mae Donner gotta have it

It was a tragedy the day Missy drowned as her mother adjusted the white balance.

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Steph Dy9ger wouldn't that make a FABULOUS first day of school picture? The flamingo adds so much.

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Ashley Ell O_o lol

Jesus died and rose again to forgive you for stealing paint chips for craft purposes.

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ScreamingSardine LOLOL! Thanks so much for the laugh. I was always bothered by what I considered stealing.

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MissEricaPie Seriously!!

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Rosario Añañuca de Fuego What's with all the spam?

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Colette Lake Love the comments very funny particularly like this one not that im guilty of such things obviously

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Shay Prendergast YES, thank you! I thought this every time I saw another craft with those.

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This fetus is delish.

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Maggie Ladd Nothing says "yum" like a fetus!

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Celinette horrible

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Suzanne Schendel Kirk we had these at my baby shower! everyone loved them.

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Michele Fabiny Feed us a fetus!

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Bonnie Riehl Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?

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Further proof that Katy Perry is ruining the world.

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Christine Ray Well, whosever/whatever, it's still stupid.

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Jaycee Grey It's probably from Lazytown...

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Sarah Waller Martin It was meant for Halloween.

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Tara Milligan Why didn't I think of knitting myself some hair!?!

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ves151 I've always loved this. So fun.

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For girls who want the look of eczema without the pesky itch.

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Exposed muscle tissue is the new sexy.

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Donna Peterson I would forever be wanting to put Bactine on that...

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Tanya Rios That looks awesome!

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Jamie . I actually think that's kind of cool

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Filed under: things that only happen in staged photos.

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Kendra Kwiatkowski yeah, in reality she's going "my ass hurts, it really really hurts, sitting on the edge of the tub like this isn't right..." hahaha

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Zombie Hooker I would love to try and get my fat arse on the edge like that, and not fall in.

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Marcie Thomas I bet her necks hurts too..

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D Morgan Agreed

This is sure to be a win when the neighbor kids drop by.

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Heidi Marshall This rocks!!! I'm going to do this in my 5th grade science lab!

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Jennifer Gamroth the lion looks like he's gonna make a break for it!

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Michelle Clausen So creepy!!

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Debbie Ardrey That would scare the crap out of kids, what's wrong with you?

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I think “knitted fetal pig” is all the commentary this pin requires.

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Laurie Ahrens @Melissa Jenkins, this should take you back to biology, yes?

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Melissa Jenkins @Laurie Ahrens, this is a little creepier than the actual dead pigs.

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elizabeth glatts ah anatomy class

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Donella Barker there are not enough psychologist to analyze the meaning of this

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Ann Robbins @Renee Newton-- umm comment?

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$825 denim overalls? Stella McCarthy is punking us, right?

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Erin Cottrell Uh...when I first saw these, I could have sworn they were the ones I wore when I was pregnant...and mine cost $15 at a thrift store.

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Jennifer Kennedy They could double as birth control.

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Christine Harris I'm not sure if Stella McCarthy is punking you, but Stella McCartney might be.

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Dana Nesci Haha! Seriously?! And some moron would buy it bc if it's expensive it's got to be the best... Ha!

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And following this project, you can engage in DIY artistic peeling.

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Andrea Rainey The pic on the right doesn't match the one on the left -- the curliques aren't even close if you look closely; is this spray tan?

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Haleigh Brianne using spray tan you dont have to "tan" more than once to get straight lines etc

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stephanie brockman @Haleigh: Except if you read the text ON the picture itself, it says "...which can be used for making the tattoo pattern on the skin with sunshine." Granted, it also says it works better with sunless tanner, but I think my mental picture is far funnier and that's what matters here.

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bobble "@Lisa Frenzel I love that the jacket pattern is not the same as her skin pattern!" Love your post. My addition: You know how long you'd have to be in the sun to get that kind of tan. BS at it's best, Photoshop at it's worst.

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Kate Hysterical! If you need more people to help post things, I'd love to!

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Smells like swine spirit.

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Sara Kcolaras I always thought everyone loved the smell of bacon...

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Marshal Hartman This is disgusting.

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Lisa Jamison-Bray Yuck! Super yuck!!! Bacon smelling house.

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Janelle Hachey /b/ why am i not surprised.

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I’m gravely concerned about any man who finds this sexy.

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Dori Belmont That is so wrong

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Angie Doolittle Um, that's just insane. LOL

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Beverley Bee Those are lips...the ones found on the face.

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Cherry Bob That's funny

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Veronica Martinez That's awesome.

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Handy for when your drive-thru burrito needs a bit of cilantro.

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Diana Sanders I Love Cilantro but maybe its to keep her husband away. LOL

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ves151 This caption made me LOL.

When your friends mentioned trying to camoflauge your big butt, this isn’t what they meant.

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Cristina Sans @Pinterest, You Are Drunk Please add me I would love to contribute, So many awful pins, so little time! Thanks!

Love is a friend who keeps you from making decisions like this.

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Elizabeth Peck Allison that's a myth. Tattoos don't effect Epidurals.

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jennifer Cousins 1a When a person gets a "religious" tattoo isnt that somehow sac-religious 2b. REALLY A TRAMP STAMP BIBLE VERSE! Genius

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Jenny Federline Let's get real the majority of people don't follow the bible.

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Jenny Federline In even bigger things I mean.

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The ultimate Bachelor finale recap. Who does Ben pick? Will Lindzi ever forgive her mother for spelling her name like that? Will Courtney learn to open her mouth when she talks? Will Lindzi cave under the pressure when she doesn’t have her hose as a buffer? Will Ben keep the middle part or venture into side-part territory? Will Courtney take her clothes off again? And did Ben really kiss those other girls after he proposed on the show?

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Katherine Rickels I think the real question is...why do we care? ( No offense to anyone who cares)

This “topless dancer” imagery may bite you back when she’s 19.

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Bonnie Merchant TOPLESS DANCER... LOL

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Gem Aggabao LOL!!!

Again, people. Bold eye OR bold lip. NOT BOTH, or it looks weird.

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Ashley SH. I don't think that's what makes this shot weird...

When your mom explained “the way to a man’s heart”, I don’t think this is what she meant.

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Nicole Majerle @Katie Zimmermann ugly sweater nominee?

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Chantal Legand Does this shirt make me look fat?

Do you think the men's room is on the other hand?

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High fashion, or a really unfortunate menstrual debacle?

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Kelly Schneider "Carrie's" prom shoes....

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Sarah Tubbs yikes!

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Yong Hansen ...and that's what it's like on a date with Dexter (^_^)

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Nicole Aguayo Wear em to the hospital while in labor lol. The nurse/doctor would flip. Hehe. Devious.

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Jacelyn Sturgill The clever comments and caption make this photo...

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Really? Not even ONE token minority?

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Rose Pierce Who cares its ugly anyways

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Dianna Ratliff Creepy! Looks like something belonging to a serial killer!

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Valerie Palafox Fun idea....no matter the doll brand or ethnicity.

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Barbara Worn Wow, Dr. King would be proud of our sensitivity to the racial balance of "Barbie chandeliers" and the spirited debate it has apparently inspired! I am moved.

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Alicia Searles This is too creepy for my taste...

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yoda quesadilla

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Jazmon DuBrow Looks more Dobby the house elf than yoda...

I can never unknow that this is a thing.

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Debbie Moore I agree, disturbing!

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Kimberly Denoy Just like wool, domesticated animal fur can be cleaned and spun into yarn. Sounds kinda creepy, but in the wintertime you are wearing a (most likely) dead sheep hairdo. Why not from your own animal?

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Elka Moses wow that is one of the funniest and most apropos captions!

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Is shaping the bread into a penis a part of the recipe?

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Bacon pancakes. BACON! PANCAKES!!!

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Robynn Ok @knitgrrl, I see your point.

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Leslie Tanner Johnson I fuckin love pancakes and bacon...I think this sounds really good.

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Lee Haslitt Tried it ... was OK. Not the show stopper I expected.

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Secret Agent Maam This clearly from the 1960-70's. That makes it even more epic.

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Casey Bogart I used that picture as the desktop on my computer for about 3 months last year until my husband told me to make the pancakes or change the pic.

Ever confused as to whether a woman is high-fashion or just homeless? It’s in the toes.

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Racially problematic pastries

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Bethany Wright Why is it racially problematic? Do blacks not have afros? I would think it's more racially accurate than anything else.

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Tia Moss Hmm it's called black man bar......

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Melissa Okner No, it's called "Burakku Meron Pan" or 'Black Melon Bread'. I think this is supposed to be a spoof of a tv character.

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kira Actually Bethany...not all blacks have afros. Some have kinky curls, curls, waves. Although I do agree with you on the fact that it is not racially problematic...some Black people actually do have afros...I think its creative.

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Keiko Moriya It's nothing to do with a racial issue. This man is a character in Japanese Manga. Black is about the color of his hair.

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two ingredients to fabric softener

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Yvette O'Brien sour cream is actually not the ingredient listed. It's an empty container to put the ingredients in.

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Mary Straub looks like a bottle of fabric softener. so what, you add fabric softener to make fabric softener?

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Jaycee Grey Should say to make fabric softener sheets. You just soak them with liquid softener & reuse them. LOL love the sc container

No. Bad.

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Jennifer Whidden I saw that book on Jimmy Fallon one night. Hilarious!

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Amanda Loch A lot of people do this already. We just don't want to know ;)

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Sara Waldecker Reminds me of the book 'Rant'.

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Chantal Wischniwsky And it's only $10!!

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maybe the tank was cold?

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Sheila Hoover Pink is the new Khaki, apparently.

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Sheila Hoover I've got a recipe that MUST be added to this board!!

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Elle Tizzle someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

roar...

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Bex Groebner wow..talk about some serious fetal toxicity! and my hairdresser wouldn't dye my locks?

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Heather Kat Stouffer Why is the caption "roar..."? Only the things that EAT giraffes roar.

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