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Allie Van Wagoner

Writer and creator of Screwed Up Texan (screweduptexan.com), keeping it real 24/7/365. Probably too real. I heart Dr Pepper.

Angry Birds Easter Eggs - My kids would LOVE this!

owls tutorial - Hey @Amy Locurto why do I think of you when I see this tutorial?

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summer+schedule

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This Man is the Reason I am FAT (inventor of Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust Pizza and Chili Cheese Fritos)

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Make fries with 100+ less calories and 5X less fat! Review of T-Fal ActiFry $250 Value

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Blast from the Past: It’s a Small World After All

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Boys: Prepare for the Unexpected

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Choices! I can totally see using this at school. When students need a break or time away, make a choice about what they want to do! Give them the power to choose!

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I want this in my house...maybe right in front of the boys room. :) (Anyone remember that movie?)

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Slow drip irrigation system - made from plastic bottles

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How did pinterest know I needed this? lol If your favorite makeup drops and breaks, add alcohol, reshape in compact and let dry.

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Use a 2 liter bottle to make a drip catch for beverage dispensers. No more towel on the floor!

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Amazing chart that shows you how to make any color frosting using a standard red, yellow and blue box of dye and home made or store bought frosting!

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Heaven's stairs ,Tian Men Shan China. Beautiful

Baatara Gorge Waterfall, Tannourine, Lebanon

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Marshmallow or Pom Pom Shooter!

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Giant Bubble Solution

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Nerf Super Soaker Lightning Storm

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(funny faces!) Family Portrait Time: Our Agency Should Get a Good Laugh

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I Ain’t EVER Letting My Boys Do This Again

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How to trap flies in a mason jar.

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Sandra Clem I could have used this little trip last weekend...fruit flies on my banana and in the trash can.

My youngest brought home a conduct form. Can't figure if it was for lying or for bringing rolly pollies to school.

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Kathleen Brannen Told me **know**?? This teacher can't spell and she has WAY TO MUCH time on her hands. How about explaining that Gods creatures need to be left outside so they can be with their families?

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Di B I thought you posted this because the teacher wrote the word, "no" incorrectly......teacher=FAIL

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Kristy Hill yeah i would pull my chhild from her class... horrible

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Kristy Hill *child

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Taylor Ridings know hahahah oh my gosh.

Also, my friend made some dolphin lovers angry. Who knew a middle school field trip could be so controversial?

SWAT was in my Hood yesterday. (Man murdered his wife.)

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Week 1: Run one minute. Walk 90 seconds. Repeat eight times. Do three times a week. Week 2: Run two minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat seven times. Do three times a week. Week 3: Run three minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat six times. Do three times a week. Week 4: Run five minutes. Walk two minutes. Repeat four times. Do three times a week. Week 5: Run eight minutes. Walk two minutes. Repeat three times. Do three times a week. Week 6: Run twelve minutes. Walk one minute. Repeat th...

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Baked oatmeal to go--totally gonna make these and use instead of granola bars! Cheaper AND you know exactly what goes in them! :)

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Elephant Toothpaste...awesome experiment!

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Cars wallpaper

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IKEA magnetic knife rack for kids cars

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Homemade fruit rollups. Nothing but strawberries and cinnamon.

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Dip strawberries into Greek yogurt, freeze, halve, and serve

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#txbeef #recipe @txbeef Texas Pioneer Pot Pie with Beef! Fuel for the Family (and nutritious too!) screweduptexan.com

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Dijon Wine Steak Kabobs with Mushroom Wild Rice (under 400 calories!)

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Beef Made Easy

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Just 321 Calories! Tenderloin, Cranberry, and Pear Salad with Honey Mustard Dressing. via screweduptexan.com

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Just 321 Calories! Tenderloin, Cranberry, and Pear Salad with Honey Mustard Dressing @ screweduptexan.com

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My husband forgot how old he is.

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Chipotle Sloppy Joes with Crunchy Coleslaw | easy and delicious under 30 minutes meal recipe!

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Great tips for capturing the essence of your subject #photograhpy

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Apparently nothing of mine if off limits to my family.

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We're excited to share some great Free Valentine's Day templates today! Our friends from The Album Cafe created some designs just for you to enjoy.We love The Album Cafe's designs especially this sweet Valentine's Day Template Set!What a cute collection. A big thanks to The Album Cafe! Check out their site for all kinds of great designs for photographers.Download the The Free Valentine Photoshop Templates. More Freebies!Get more Valentine's Day Free Gifts on our Face

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I think the baby is banging on the uterus trying to get away from its crazy parents.

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