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Does this Whopper make my eyelid look fat?
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They say: Better than Sex Chex Mix I say: I've said it before and I'll say it again--When any foodstuff is labeled "better than sex," someone is doing something wrong.
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Bethanne Elion amen
They say: Pappenhalter I say: Is out-and-out admitting you read in the WC TTFW? Or staunch?
They say: "Grooms Cake" I say: Perfect for a shotgun wedding...
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Hanje Richards It this is what my husband-to-be wanted for his Grooms Cake...well I would be running in the opposite direction from the shotguns!
Bethanne Elion looks very Vermont
I can barely find three matching bowls in my house, let alone bowls w/little basket cozies...
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See previous pin re bedroom w/chlorine smell...here's a solution!
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Wendi Kaufman cool or claustrophobic?
They say: "This is just too awesome" I say: Imagine sleeping surrounded by the scent of chlorine...
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Kathleen Schmidt What happens if you sleepwalk?
Wendi Kaufman talk about bad hair day, hello humidity frizz!
Kara Sirmans mmmm, chloriiiiinnnneee
They say: "great craft supply organization" I say: Oh, come on: All that organizing, and the yarn's just in a pile?
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Marcie Lovett But it's an "organized" pile. And the colors are all together. Come on, admit it, you wish you had a craft nook!
They say: "Strawberry Lollipop Boxes" I say: You took that much time over something that holds...a lollipop? Next time, I'd like a paper strawberry big enough to contain a bottle of Scotch, K?
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They say: "Bride and Grooms Cake" I say: I get the concept, but this cake terrifies me. It's like it's devouring itself. Metaphor for (bad) marriage?
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Anne Fernald Ugh! Amazing skills, horrible image for a wedding.
They say: "Happy Leap Day!" I say: I love a historical chance for snark. Why would this crazy hat ever signify "leap year?"
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Jen Karsbaek Oh! I just learned this earlier this morning! On Leap Day (all year?) women were allowed to propose to men, but if men said "no," they had to pay a penalty, like buy the woman a dozen gloves. Eventually it became a THING that the women had to wear a special kind of outfit (like that hat?) if they were going out proposing so men could take evasive action, if desired.
They say: "skinny chocolate chip cookies" I say: If you want to be skinny? Don't eat chocolate chip cookies. #moreforme
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They say: "Cauliflower Pizza Crust" I say: This is no doubt healthy, no doubt a godsend for the gluten intolerant--yet still it makes me sad.
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They say: "oh. my. goodness. USC Suede pumps. FIGHT ON!" I say: And it's root, root, root for the home team--until you fall off of your stilettos. (And yes I know that song is about baseball)
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They say: "Hope Chest with secret compartments!" I say: The "secret compartments" are where Pandora kept all of the human suffering...
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They say: "Plastic Spoon Rose Make your own rose pendant or brooch" I say: If I had that many extra plastic spoons, I'd throw an ice-cream party instead.
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So sleek, yet how many bumps to the head will sleepers here endure?
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Michelle Sullivan and how do you EVEN get up there... thru the window?? :)
Marcie Lovett Maybe you swing up on the chin-up bar? What if you need to go the bathroom at 3 am?
Teresa Rolfe Kravtin I say there is a ladder that afixes to that black chin-up bar to access this sleeping space. More importantly, where do you stand/kneel/crawl to change the sheets?
Marcie Lovett I'm getting dizzy just contemplating it!
They say: "small batch soap making, tallow/lard" I say: This reminds me, uncomfortably, of my mother's soap-sliver-saving jars. Go ahead, Mom, YOU use the glop...
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They say: "Cupcake vodka...the ginger snap flavor sounds delish" I say: I never thought the day would come when I'd turn down voddy...yet here it is.
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Bethanne Elion oh lord save us - these sounds truly horrible!
They say: "Rainbow Easter Eggs." I say: All the bad things about Pinterest in a single object.
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They say: "Wine cork stamps." I say: Who knew arts-and-crafts class could be taken while drunk?
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Beth Arnold And I say, who could carve those freaking cute things?
Wendi Kaufman Taking all craft classes with Bethanne Patrick from now on!
Did I make this in a fever dream decades ago at Girl Scout camp?
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Bethanne Elion okay - this scares me!
They say: "time out/calm down jar" I say: This scares me. Unless it's a jar filled with a vodka slushy, in which case it makes perfect sense.
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Kathleen Schmidt I say: what a waste of a jar.
They say: "Turn your muffin pan upside down, bake cookie-dough over the top and voila – you have cookie bowls for fruit or ice-cream." I say: You're making cookies for me?
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They say: "For mom...someday!" I say: Soon I will post my custom-built home office, which is not too different than this one...except it is covered with books!
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Marcie Lovett I say: Your custom-built, book-covered home office is better!
They say: "Baby Boy Shower!" I say: Nothing that shade is naturally edible.
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Beth Arnold I say, who would make them (even if they are gorgeous)?
They say: "This is defintely on my list of things to make!" I say: Stop. Paws for reflection, please.
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Kathleen Schmidt Probably one of your funniest.
I haven't even planted my vegetable garden, let alone made it into cupcakes.
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They say: "tree headboard" I say: Ouch! Isn't the point of a headboard to provide support?
They say: "Lucian Freud, Her Majesty and Self-Portrait" I say: "Two Old Queens"
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They say: "I adore these bookshelves with their pops of color, their geometric stencils and their simplicity." I say: "And their complete lack of...BOOKS."
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Terri McGinty Palpitations, I'm telling ya.
Old MacDonald Had A Bad Idea, e-i, e-i, ooooh dear.
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A good look for the first day of school at Clown College.
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Hanje Richards You make me laugh, Bethanne. Thanks.
Teresa Strahlman Hahaaa! So funny, Bethanne!
They say: "The Perfect Pantry" I say: There are no children in this house.
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Jen Karsbaek The inside of it scares me, even if I *didn't* have kids I couldn't keep it that organized. I ♥ the spice rack door, though.
The thought of someone mixing this many bowls of differently colored frosting makes me cranky.
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Why waste all of those perfectly good Post-It Notes? #headdesk
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They say: "Secret message inside!" I say: For that trouble, both in making and eating, I'd like to find a diamond ring inside thankyouverymuch.
They say: "tutorial acolchado" I say: Step One, Eat the cookie. There is no Step Two.
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Kim Clune What cookie? I ate it before step one's photo could be taken.
They say: "Waffle and syrup sheets with fruit pillows!" I say: Feels sticky already.
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They say: "Duck pretzels" I say: Wait, now we have to decorate pretzels? I'm still catching up on cake pops.
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Sandra Gulland, novelist I love your Whatever comments!
These "cake pops in a bucket" look less like something appealing to eat than like some sort of science experiment.
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Bethanne Elion I thought they were wrapped doorknobs
They say: "Genius organizing Idea! Altoid tins" I say: I appreciate the pinner who commented "Where is the tin labeled 'WEED'?"
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Bethanne Elion that one is cleverly marked Rubber Bands. Shhhhh
Terri McGinty Ha! I thought it was the one marked Staples, as in I believe you have my staples.
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Anna Whoa.