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No matter how much of an asshole he chooses to represent himself as, there's bound to be more assholery you can't see on the surface.
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Here's your chance to smell like a mixture of Jawas and Taun-tauns. <-- Oh god no.
Oh. My. GOD. I have. No. Words. None.
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greencardgirly Terrible picture, terrible website. *shudder*
Sahara Anderson This makes me so sad.
A dress made by tying a flannel around yourself? Even in 1994 it would have been wrong.
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Bethany Actually It's also really, really short.
Two ingredient Lemon Bars. 1 box angel food cake mix 1 can lemon pie filling. <--Um. Neither of those things are just one ingredient. That's like 1,003 Ingredient Lemon Bars.
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greencardgirly You're such a stickler! I LOVE IT!
Bethany Actually I saw a pin for "2-ingredient" strawberry fudge which consisted of one tub of strawberry frosting and one 12-oz bag of white chocolate chips. I actually shuddered when I read it. SAME THING. 1,002-ingredients, not 2.
an update on interest terms <--If I had a "Stuff that's hopefully getting righter soon" board I'd pin this there.
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Nice synopsis of Pinterest TOS issues. <--This article explains it really clearly. I've been trying not to think about this - to pretend I never heard it - but I don't know that that's really the smart thing to do. *sigh*
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And there go the yoots again bein' all whippersnappery. SOME OF US POTTER FANS ARE OLD, thankyouverymuch.
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NO I DON'T. I hope for something ELSE to summon the Doctor. I never EVER hope for aliens. I mean. Except, you know. The Gallifreyan ones.
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Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Daleks. I might hope for daleks just a little bit.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder OK, you know what? I mostly just don't hope for those scary ass grey Roswell motherfuckers. Those I don't hope for. I could tolerate cat nuns or a damn star whale or the Silurians. I like the Silurians OK.
greencardgirly Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! (It's what my brain makes me do when I read/hear the word Dalek. Can't be helped.)
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder It's appropriate and appreciated.
Healthiest by what measure!? Not mental healthy, obviously. Not even actual health since fashion makes clothes for only one limited body shape. What a load of bull.
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greencardgirly Ever since Karl Lagerfeld called Adele fat... wait. I was going to say that I no longer care for what he says, but I actually never did.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Honestly I have no idea who he is. So he's made a terrible first impression.
Kassie Sands That comment was ignorant and based on his own self hatred since he used to be "fat."
OK, first, you used the wrong "to". And secondly, she is BEAUTIFUL. So STFU and suck it. (But I agree she has great boobs.)
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Crystal Free I love Catherine Tate and I think she's lovely. I'd punch the douchecanoe who created this straight in the face for those cheekbones too.
Miranda Harris Like. Your comment, not theirs. :)
Claire Lilley Hansell "even though she don't look to pretty" ? can't even get past that part to be annoyed by the ignorance of the whole thing.
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. AND WILL BLIND YOUR EYEBALLS.
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Bonnie Ratliff Crowder When I was a kid we had this old glitter probably from the 60's or something. And it was giant. And metal. And SHARP. I'm traumatized. We actually found it in my mom's storage unit this summer and it was exactly as giant and deadly as I remembered.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Also, I may or may not have sensory issues which result in me not really liking anything on my fingertips.
Bethany Actually Oh yeah, that would be traumatizing. But today's glitter is more like...salt. Or tiny bits of fabric!
Bethany Actually Re: sensory issues, also totally understandable.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder I realize that the glitter of today isn't the same, but I can't get the glitter=EYEBALLDEATH out of my brain.
OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? 25 Extremely Upsetting Reactions To Chris Brown At The Grammys (@Bonnie Ratliff Crowder, one for your "Stuff that's wrong" board?), @Bethany Actually. Ugh. This made me throw up a little.
Maybe this is true. But why do girls universally feel they have to lie?
Um. Aren't daleks already fairly steampunk to begin with?
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Crystal Rutherford I dunno, I think they'd be a lot less threatening if they were steampowered.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Probably, yes, but the look is, IMO, fairly steampunky. And this look is... complicated... and... awkward. Or perhaps I'm being too sensitive about daleks.
Crystal Rutherford No I agree, they're usually more... streamlined?
ACTUALLY, sweat is your body's way of cooling itself. AND humans sweat regardless of body fat percentage.
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bluesleepy I hate sweating. And I like my fat.
You might be surprised to learn that this isn't true. I drank cola from early childhood and was still extremely awkward in my pre-teen years, and for many of my actual-teen years. Actually? I'm still fairly awkward.
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Not according to IMDB. It's A LIEEEEE!
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Crystal Rutherford bummer. That would have been pretty cool
I've always wondered if I was a robot. Since I do NOT like football, I guess now I have my answer. I am clearly not real, according to this pin. (And you know what? It made me hate football more.)
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"...but boys don't have to be prepared. Fuck off, I don't owe the world my beauty." -- Truth! <--And I'm ESPECIALLY not dressing up for old enemies. WTF? I've moved on with my life.
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Krista Lord Everytime I see this quote my blood boils. Thank you for expressing everything that is wrong with it! :)
Jennifer Kranz You know... It does bother me to see people out and about in their pajamas, but not for this reason. This is a stupid reason to get dressed. Get dressed out of respect for yourself, not to prove a point to others.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Why does it bother you? And I think sometimes having Pajama Day *is* showing yourself respect. Although I get the sentiment. I like to wear jewelry every day, I feel like I am blessing myself with each piece.
Jennifer Kranz Oh, I have no problem with Pajama Days. I have them all the time. I just don't leave the house like that. I think getting dressed is part of preparing yourself for the day. If you never get dressed, you're telling your brain you aren't going to do anything. Or, that what you are doing isn't important enough for pants. It's probably something my mom imprinted on me. I don't know, different strokes for different folks, I guess.
In the words of my friend Bethany: "I kind of feel like this deserves to be pinned to your "stuff that's wrong" board because, um, shouldn't you tell a woman the truth because she's a person and you should be honest in general? Not because women are supposedly sneaky and manipulative and only ask you questions because they want to trap you!?"
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Yes...yes, things were so much better back in the days when ladies were ladies and sat down and shut up. <--Thank you. The message in this image made me nauseous.
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Bethany Actually Also, she spelled "gentlemen" wrong.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Maybe she thought they'd all form one giant Voltron-style gentleman?
Leslie Manheimer I would "like" this whole board, were that an option. Pinterest is overflowing with this toxic shit
Lunch: California Sandwich <--I'm born and raised in California and I can tell you that this is NOT what our sandwiches look like.
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Bethany Actually Don't lie, you Californians ALL eat avocados and sprouts on everything, all the time. And you all live at the beach and have palm trees in your yard.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Admittedly I eat sprouts (Have you tried ONION SPROUTS? Heaven.) and avocado on lots of things, but not in weird little chunks. That's wrong.
Bethany Actually I don't like typical sprouts--they taste like soil to me--but ONION sprouts sound very intriguing!
Be a lady AND a bitch. The two are not mutually exclusive.
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And at which point are you "done"? Once you get to a certain size? Does that mean you can stop eating right an exercising? How about we make the results we're looking for be strong bones and muscles and a healthy heart and lungs? And then never stop.
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If I recall correctly that "adventure" was one of the biggest tragedies EVER and Jack totally died. I'd really rather NOT have an adventure like that one. kthx.
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Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Unless maybe the Doctor was there.
Crystal Rutherford Yea, he died because he was SOOO in love with her that he couldn't let go of her hand long enough to find something else floating in the water to hold on to. Brilliant.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Hah. Good point.
I've never regretted a cookie yet. Unless it's a poisoned cookie. I might regret that kind. Cause like I said in another pin - death is bad for your health.
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Crystal Free I too, have never regretting a cookie one.
I would hope my lovers would be more *proud* of my mind and personality than of my body. I'm not a damn sports car. And I'd hope to not have haters, actually.
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Well, I don't tolerate bigotry, if that's what you mean.
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Bethany Actually Bonnie, you are one of the most genuinely tolerant and accepting people I know, in the best kind of way.
Right. THAT sounds healthy. How about being kind to your body and pushing your limits gently?! <-- Yep. Dying isn't good for your health, it turns out.
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Really? Your taste buds must be dead. <-- Srsly. Not only is "skinny" a loaded word too full of implications to be used in a situation like this, but also? Lots of stuff tastes really, really good. Healthy stuff, even. Really, really delicious.
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Crystal Rutherford How about nothing tastes as good as HEALTHY feels??? Actually... that's BS because there is chocolate. Duh.
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Ah, but if you get good quality chocolate, it has health benefits and therefore IS healthy. And if you make your own using sugars that are better for your body, you can make it even healthier!
Crystal Rutherford sounds like win win to me :D
A Doctor Who movie from a HP director? <--This makes me very nervous. I promise to get totally on board as soon as it promises to be awesome and not terrible and blasphemous. As for the article this links to, I agree to a point that things can be multi-platform and reinvent themselves while staying true to themselves (and, if we're talking another 50 years then honestly more than the occasional flashback to my beloved Donna could get awkward), but I do happen to love the epicness that modern TV & movies are capable of. So a tie-in would be more fun. I heard someone say they should do a McGann/Eccleston Time War story, and that, I think, is WIN.
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Miranda Harris Ugh. Disney doing Doctor Who? I don't know about that. And knowing how a couple of the HP movies could have been better... nervous, nervous, nervous! It could be good though, so it makes me excited at the same time! lol
Bonnie Ratliff Crowder Oh I don't know that it's Disney. I think that image is just some fan art.
The first mustache thing I've, um, found disturbing. What say you, @greencardgirly?
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greencardgirly I'm not sure how I haven't seen this before, but yes, that is disturbing. Though the longer I look at it, the more hilarious it also becomes. But definitely disturbing.
Dammit, I was born in the 70's and we totally had this. Dear 90's children, the world doesn't revolve around you, you damn whippersnappers.
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Crystal Free Born in the 1980s, we also had that. Darn whippersnappers, trying to make everything about them.
Kelli Lincoln LOL!! I never saw a rainbow parachute until I was in a mommy-and-me class - I thought that was for infants! what a crackup. On a related note, I saw several "Born in the 90s" pins earlier today and had NO IDEA what they were talking about. Damn inside-joke-sters.
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Sahara Anderson Not cool that I was looking at this when my boss walked in my office.
greencardgirly Disturbing. And sort of hilarious on a certain level. And yet... still disturbing.